Well it didn’t take long for the first Socially Transmitted Disease to infect the sharecroppers on the FaceBook Plantation. Gonorrhea is a sexually transmitted disease also know as the Clap. You get it from fucking around.
Quechup is the Clap of Social Networking. You get it from letting Quechup touch your address book.
Having to admit publically that you gave all your FaceBook ‘Friends’ the Clap has gotta hurt.

[...] I was one of those infected with this particular online disease recently. And he nails the problem precisely and accurately Quechup The Clap of FaceBook [...]
if you hit (or clap with one hand) the quechup bottle on the 57 it comes out faster.
[...] lately over a real scumbag of a so-called new social network called Quechup. It has been called the Clap of Social networking to being reminiscent of email worms of years past with everyone being warned away from it like it [...]