raving lunacy - oxymorons for the 21st century

b5 media’s contribution to the continuing conversation

“How to Use Digg to Assplode Your Blog”

from the Urban Dictionary comes this:

“To unexpectedly, and violently poop ones pants

john gazed across the table at melinda, his hands trembling with excitement. this is it he thought to himself. The moment was just as he had always imagined. He stood from his chair and knelt before her. Just then a terrible stink erupted from his trousers. Sadly, he had assploded.”

Yeah Like that’s gonna work…..