My relationship with a higher power has been fractured at the best of times and nonexistent for the remainder. I am going to Hell.
For those of you in thrall of the terror of divine retribution, or those of you who think that you will end up in the clouds, due to your tithing or strident proclamations of purity, when the Rapture comes, you can let us know.
You’ve Been Left Behind. com will let you email us to let us know that you are gone. The introductory rate of only $40.00 is a steal!!
I will be breathlessly waiting for you email
What the Christians believe about the rapture:
http://www.raptureready.com
Here are examples of these “left behind letters”. People can read through them to get the overall idea of what they are trying to tell people (even if it is just for entertainment):
http://www.raptureready.com/leftbehind/rr-left-behind.html