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Why Twitter doesn’t work

Twitter is a service for friends, family, and co–workers to communicate and stay connected through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What are you doing?

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21 years Clean and Sober

Thursday the 5th marked 21 years Clean and Sober. A minor milestone as I have now been clean and sober longer than I was living in the sewer of drug and alcohol addiction. Yeah I was a dope fiend and a drunk for a long time. Amazing how time flies when you are having fun

It still is a day at a time, however.

Ding Dong, the Wicked Witch is Dead!

It looks like Obama will be the nominee, and Hillary can go home. Hooray!

Hillary’s mistakes are legion. First was the decision not to divorce Bill after the nation discovered that he had been getting blowjobs in the closet. She was cc’d on the memo, wasn’t she? She would have been a much stronger candidate on her own two legs. It certainly would have made her family values references ring truer.

As for who would be better able lead the nation and to answer the red phone at oh dark hundred, not Hillary. (one could make a case for ‘if she can’t take of her man, how will she take care of the country?, but that would probably be petty and small minded)

She was living under the delusion that the Democratic Party is a group of card carrying, cloned Cylons. The Democratic Party still hasn’t come to terms with the Internet, despite Howard Dean collecting 60+million bucks in a few short weeks, last time around.

However, Obama getting the win is not assured, by any means. McCain is the other player, and even being older than dirt, he is the Republican, and Republicans do have a Party Machine which works quite well.

When the big O moves into the White House, he can make Hillary an ambassador to some place like Monaco or Aruba.

Going to Hell by Email

My relationship with a higher power has been fractured at the best of times and nonexistent for the remainder. I am going to Hell.

For those of you in thrall of the terror of divine retribution, or those of you who think that you will end up in the clouds, due to your tithing or strident proclamations of purity, when the Rapture comes, you can let us know.

You’ve Been Left Behind. com will let you email us to let us know that you are gone. The introductory rate of only $40.00 is a steal!!

I will be breathlessly waiting for you email