raving lunacy - oxymorons for the 21st century

Congress passes $60K Law School Loan Forgiveness Program
Are they fucking kidding? LAWYERS? Like we need more lawyers.

H.R. 4137 amends the Omnibus Crime Control and Safe Streets Act of 1968 to direct the attorney general to assume the obligation to repay student loans for borrowers who agree to remain employed, for at least three years, as state or local criminal prosecutors; or state, local, or federal public defenders in criminal cases.
Source: National Law Journal

Yeah that’s right, and we get hooked for the bill. If you believe that they will be even handed between prosecutors and defenders, I will shit in your hand now.

What about Teachers? Nurses? Child Protection Investigators? You know, folks that are semi useful.
Are they fucking kidding? LAWYERS? Like we need more lawyers.