The Tiger Situation

The Tiger Situation has me laughing so hard I really should only read the news on the toilet to avoid accidents.
OMG! Tiger is dipping his Wick!!!
Golf becomes Flaccid!
Sponsors running for Cover!
Yet another clueless wife!

Golf is stunned. The biggest problem is theory that Infidelity will cut strokes off your game and make you a Better Golfer. Tiger gets strange, he wins championships. Based on the evidence this is true. Sponsors are fucked, because their products are associated with a guy whose private life has sex in it.

Our Balls make it easier for you to Pick Up Chicks!
Our Shirts are cut wide to get You into the Action!
Our Clubs will not Tire You Out!

Yeah, crude but pointed into what advertisers think will splash them because a guy has sex when he is not hitting balls, wearing shirts or carrying clubs.
Advertisers have their heads so far up their asses that they think that Tiger’s infidelity will infect their products causing mass sex orgies, by association. You are sponsoring his golf, not his life without a club.
The funniest part about Golf’s Stand is that the Last Bad Boy of the greens, John Daly is the only one who is pointing out that Tiger is the reason the rest of them are making so much money.

A Typical Story. Public Figure gets caught having an affair. Wife Clueless. The stories and responses are so fucking boring and predictable that major media probably has a template for them.

Today it was discovered [insert name] has been having an affair. [insert name] a [insert job title here], was discovered by [insert source here], who is a [insert deprecating description here], whose revelations pointed to a relationship lasting blah, blah, blah…
[insert wife's name] was reported to be shocked and totally clueless unaware of the affair.

The bullshit surrounding these affairs is astounding. The man is always straying. True. Why isn’t he getting it at home? Was sex used as a tool to rope the guy into marriage? Is there somewhere in the vows that states that Marriage is the Death of Sex? It certainly looks like it from the outside.

Where do all these clueless wives come from?

These guys are not being caught in leather bars, chicken ranches or sheep farms, but are being found out having probably missionary position sex with maybe a blow job added. Here is a tip. If your man is getting it at home, he is not gonna look elsewhere. Unless it isn’t any good.

For some reason the media continually gives these women a free pass. Tiger’s wife is probably as close to a trophy wife as possible whose only previously experience was being a checkout clerk, model, and nanny for a golfer.
Really. The last half dozen women in these marriages have no clue? Especially these women, whose spouses are famous in either Business, Sports or Public Service. When you look at the CV’s of these women, you see educated, connected, and allegedly intelligent women. But they haven’t quite figured out that sex is part of the deal.
Marriage is not the Death of Sex
If you think so, call a fucking attorney and get a divorce. Sports are suffering, Sponsors are suffering, and your sexual problems or intimacy issues need a therapist and not a headline.